Tuesday, 13 March 2012

Fig Weed

When we first moved here and the cottage was but a bramble covered ruin open to the sky, on the far side, partly hidden by elder bushes and barricaded by stock fencing on worm eaten wooden posts, there we found an old fig tree.

"How wonderful!" we thought, imagining some future where our guests, sheltering under its branches from the afternoon sun, would reach up casually to pluck a ripe fruit, to be eaten sweet and juicy with fresh sheep's yoghurt.

Our second summer, one evening we sat on the veranda by the house and, intrigued, watched a flock of starlings swoop round the derelict cottage below us.  Having seen the figs begin to ripen and thinking that one or two might just be ready, I investigated the next morning to find the starlings had been busy. Not a single fig remained. Not even the tiny unripe ones. We would have to wait another year before we would be tasting our own soft, sweet figs - starlings permitting.

Four years on, this great thug of a plant alongside the now restored cottage terrace is not a thing of unalloyed joy.  Too close to where our friends sit on late summer evenings, the rotting figs high in the branches beyond human reach are a magnet for marauding hornets and wasps - an unwelcome presence for those guests of a nervous disposition.  So each spring now, before the rising sap burns and stings I take pruning saw, secateurs and loppers and bring back to ground level all but a handful of branches furthest from the terrace.

The fig weed thrives on my harsh ministrations.  In a few months a thicket of new growth will be eight, ten feet into the air - the most enticing of figs yet again high above, there for the taking by starling and hornet.

Nevertheless, I know come late summer this brute will delight me. I will wander down to the cottage in the early morning, through the still wet long grass and pick from the lower branches the sweetest of breakfasts and be glad that the tree is there.


  1. What a beautifully written and evocative post, Sue. Exotic, too, to my ears, as we have nothing more unusual than cherry trees at our French cottage.

  2. Hello Perpetua and thank you. I think you are lucky with your cherry trees. :) I would love our fig tree to be further away, perhaps down in the field, for the sake of our visitors.

  3. Some cherry blossom is now out. Can times without using heating oil be far behind?

  4. Lesley, how lovely. Ours is all still tight shut.

  5. We suffer, well not really because I love it, from Mimosa weed... it pops up everywhere and is very hard to control. I look forward to it every February but sadly this year all the flowers were frosted and we didn't have a single one.

    We have a fig too and the dogs love figs. We always wonder if when they're asking to go out at 3 in the morning during fig season it's because they fancy a fig or because of the figs.

  6. A lovely post...you let me see it all through your eyes.

    Our figs were well away from the house.....not by planning, just because the rest of the fruit trees were there.

    I used to wear a welding glove when picking them though...for fear of the wasps within.

  7. Hi Victoria, sorry to hear about your mimosa - it's such a great harbinger of spring and I love the delicate leaves. Out at 3 in the morning I think that's because of the figs. :)

  8. Hi Fly, thank you for your comment. I love the idea of the welding glove! :)